June

1999

Ugly

I think one of the reasons I think I have a nice ass is that I can’t look at it directly. I mean, I have a repugnant face,and I see it all the time; my room has an astonishing four (4 )mirrors in it! I was working for Isaac Mizrahi a while back and there were mirrors on every wall. I almost vomited from constant exposure to my deformed mug. But I digress. Actually, no, I don’t; this isn’t going to be about my ass at all (please, hold back your gales of disappointment) but rather about my face. My horrible, horrible face. MORE »

 
May

1999

The Expeditionary Log of Mr. Kristoph T. Jensen, on his trip to the Southwestern Extremities of the Great Nation of the United States of America, May 14-21, Year Of Our Lord 1999, and What He Found There.

Having packed my rucksack, secured my foodstuffs for the journey, and consulted my translation guide for the natives of the South (“Dude…Dude…Dude”), I was accompanied to the Greyhound motor-coach depot by my Mother, who also provided substantial financial underwriting for this exploration. My heart was a-flutter with expectation as I boarded the automatic bus, bag over my shoulder, at 1:50 in the morning. I dutifully recorded the time, temperature and brief descriptions of my fellow travelers in my logbook, but I will not burden you with those details at this time. MORE »

 
June

1995

Love And Afferications: The George Kotolaris Story

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