June

2006

36: Letters To Amber

Amber gets a lot of unwanted correspondance in her inbox, as some perverts who are too shy to engage in one-on-one conversation with her make their desires known in other ways. These have not been edited at all, and many of them are pretty damned disgusting. MORE »

 
May

2006

35: The Legend Of Cooter Joe

This young man was very brave, willing to go toe-to-toe with the legendary brother of Paul Bunyan just to get Amber to go out with him. Unfortunately, Cooter Joe has the law on his side. MORE »

 
May

2006

34: Visited By Zeus

Amber has been selected for a very special destiny – to disappoint this 19-year-old on his birthday and incubate the next Hercules. Mythology and pornography have never gone so well together. MORE »

 
May

2006

33: Join The Hive

What’s that scraping sound underneath the floorboards? Why, it’s little Amber, trying to recruit fresh meat into her rapidly expanding subterranean hive-mind. Wouldn’t you know it, she was successful. MORE »

 
April

2006

32: Letters From Islam

Amber got signed up for some Islamic Centre mailing list somehow (god knows I didn’t do it) and her mailbox was soon stuffed full of long-winded ranting about how America is the Great Satan and whatnot. While I don’t disagree with any of that, I still wanted to have a bit of fun, so the following email correspondance occured, the climax of which is quite frightening indeed. MORE »

 
April

2006

31: Delicious Face Style

Amber took a hit to the face during soccer practice and was out of action for awhile, but after she got out of the hospital she resumed cybersexing with renewed aplomb. This poor pedophile really didn’t know what to make of her new visage. MORE »

 
August

2004

30: One-Woman Air Hockey

This one’s an epic but if you stick with it it’s quite rewarding. This poor lonely cross-country coach wanted to meet Amber so bad that we hatched a scheme straight out of a Three Stooges movie to dispose of Dad, circumvent security and make me the top-ranked One-Woman Air Hockey player in the tri-county area. MORE »

 
August

2004

29: Intestinalingus

Amber’s terrible medical history acted up again with this log with a needy lesbian who just wanted to show her a good time but was stymied by her unique medical deformities and unusual requests for intestinalingus, a sex practice that I just made up. MORE »

 
March

2002

27: Waterskiing Accident

I’ve been working on the idea that Amber was in some kind of horrible accident that mangled her genitals beyond repair. Some guys buy it, some don’t but this man’s desire to find a workaround to the problem was so single-minded that it really freaked me out. Poor, mangled Amber. MORE »

 
January

2002

26: The Candy Man

One of the side benefits of being a boy pretending to be a girl is that you can usually tell when a similar faker steps up to the plate. Picture out of a porn mag? Interested in bisexuality? Very limited understanding of how the female body actually works? I pulled out the old irony quotes for this but it really didn’t ever seem to sink in for this wanna-be lesbian. MORE »