April

2006

32: Letters From Islam

Amber got signed up for some Islamic Centre mailing list somehow (god knows I didn’t do it) and her mailbox was soon stuffed full of long-winded ranting about how America is the Great Satan and whatnot. While I don’t disagree with any of that, I still wanted to have a bit of fun, so the following email correspondance occured, the climax of which is quite frightening indeed.

nice_boy4000 wrote:

They are killing muslims in andonisya , Why this atrocities where is human rights…

(attached were a dozen photos of Muslims being abused, over 1400K of images).

Amber Forever wrote:

Those pictures made me really horny! If any hot young muslims want to cyber sex chat and pretend that they are being beaten to death while I masturbate, please send me an instant message!

Amber!

Isa Adam Naziri wrote:

If you want to actually be beaten in real life then let me know and i can help you out you filthy slut.

Amber Forever wrote:

Yes please! Although you will have to hit hard as you live in a cave and I live in a mansion.

Isa Adam Naziri wrote:

Actually slut, i live in a house. You may pride yourself on living in a “mansion” but to Muslims that means nothing. This world has become a nightmare by people like your parents who created and sustain this man-made hell. i can beat you in a mansion or in the street. It makes no difference to me.

What are you, a so-called “Christian” or so-called “Jew?” Also, what country are you from? If you want a beating you have to tell me where to give it to you at.

Amber Forever wrote:

This world isn’t a nightmare, you Mohammed lover, it is a wonderful, beautiful dream, as Our Lord Jesus Christ has provided all of the things that his people (white people) need, like money and cars and slaves. You sound really sexy. Would you like to have cyber sex chat? I would like you to pretend that you are having sex with me while I pretend to spray tear gas into your eyes and mouth.

Love,

Amber!

Isa Adam Naziri wrote:

i’m not into cyber sex – i prefer the real thing. However, if you are into being bound, gagged and held for ransom from your cracker ass shit eating parents then perhaps you can be helped out in that way. Let me know slut.

How are Jesus Christ’s (as) people “white people?” Didn’t you know that he was a Yahudi (Jew)? And when did Jesus (as) provide you with a car, money or slaves? Don’t you remember when he said that the love of money is the root of all sorts of evil? It is the love of money that manifested your white slavery. Sick bitch.

Can you even read Hebrew? No, probably not or else you wouldn’t have called me a “Muhammad” lover as if that were something negative. The Bible itself speaks of Muhammad (sal) even by name in two places in the Tanakh (Song of Songs and Hosea), and also in the New Testament as well. But see you would have to know Semitic languages – not your cracker ass language – to see the name there right in front of your face.

Did you also know that in the Aramaic Bible, the vernacular language of Jesus (as) and “his people,” the word for “God” was Alah? Check it out for yourself in an Aramaic dictionary. In Hebrew it is simply “Aloah.” Did you also know that in both Hebrew and Aramaic that Jesus (as) spoke, he used the term “Mushlam” for his followers? Did you know that the Book of Revelation speaks of Muhammad’s (sal) daughter Fatimah (as) and the 12 Imams (as) of Muhammad’s (sal) family? Did you know it spoke of the 12th Imam called “Mahdi” in Revelation? Did you know that in several places of Isaiah Muhammad (sal) is mentioned and his tribe of Quraysh is mentioned by name in that book, along with the “land of Kedar.”

Did you know that the Book of Dueteronomy foretells the coming of Muhammad (sal) and then closes that same book by making reference to the fact that he had not come yet by the time of the compilation of the Torah by the time of Ezra (as)? Oops, i guess they don’t teach you much about that in Sunday school, do they?

Now beyond that, if you consider yourself a Christian then why are you a slut? Typical of most of you swine eating hypocrites – always doing things that Jesus (as) has forbidden you. We Muslims believe in the return of Jesus (as). When he comes he’s going to give you devils the beating you’ve got coming the same way he beat the hypocrites and parasites in the Temple 2,000 years ago.

But then again maybe you aren’t a slut. Maybe you are just a bored little girl (wasting time pretending to fuck guys on the internet), who believes every spoon full of shit that her mommy, daddy and pedeophile priest has fed to her…

Amber Forever wrote:

That wasn’t very sexy at all! What I was hoping was something more like you would pretend to be one of those Muslims we’re blowing up in Afghanistan and I would masturbate my pretty pink pussy as you wrote about how it felt to be exploded to little pieces by one of our bombs. Oooooh, just thinking about your little rag-covered body parts plopping down on the ground, still smoking, has got me so wet. Do you ever use Yahoo! messenger?

To answer some of your questions, Jesus didn’t PERSONALLY give Americans (God’s chosen people) money, cars or slaves, but by following His orders to exterminate all of you heathens, we are being rewarded with material goods here on Earth, just as you are being punished by having to live in dirty caves with your ninety siblings.

Of course I can’t read Hebrew – that stuff’s worse than Chinese with all their nong bong chong fong stuff. All I read is English, because that’s the language that’s spoken in Heaven. As for your “aramaic” bible, are you sure you didn’t mean to write “aromatic,” because that stinks like farts, just like the rest of your religion and your dirty, insane, bearded people.

Enjoy your eventual destruction by the holy empire of America and please get back to me about the sex!

Amber!

Isa Adam Naziri wrote:

Look cut the shit Jew. i’ve already tracked down your company and given the jew york address to the appropriate individuals. You like sex? Good, cause you’re fucked.

Amber Forever wrote:

The appropriate SEXY individuals, I hope?

Amber!

And for the end result of all this, click here. (click “View” and scroll down to the message being replied to)