September

2006

44: Man-Furniture

Amber returns from some time off to chat up this well-meaning African man who agrees to furnish a hotel room with his own body before he turns the topic to female circumcision.

tekubus2002: hello
tekubus2002: are you nice girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! A/S/L?
tekubus2002: hello
tekubus2002: i am not your age
tekubus2002: some older
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That’s ok!
tekubus2002: i am 28
tekubus2002: not too good for girl like you
tekubus2002: you are living in america
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
tekubus2002: i have visa for to come and stay
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where do you live?
tekubus2002: i am now living in london
tekubus2002: but i am from africa my birth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you are a black man?
tekubus2002: i have many place in my heart for night gorl like you
tekubus2002: i am brown
tekubus2002: of color
tekubus2002: but do not have ugly face as do some
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am glad to hear that!
tekubus2002: it is ferturs they say
tekubus2002: some do not like the brown in the face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? Because it looks like poop?
tekubus2002: do you like ?
tekubus2002: some say cake some say poop
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I like it!
tekubus2002: i say cake
tekubus2002: ithink you are nice and special
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you!
tekubus2002: for me to have as one day to be a wofe
tekubus2002: or maybe a nice friend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really? I would love to be your wife, if you are kind and gentle.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you do to win my love?
tekubus2002: what would you have me do my prince ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Tell me!
tekubus2002: i would make you a bed of the roses and lay on you then
tekubus2002: so that you would feel pretty and warm
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would lay on me?
tekubus2002: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like a man-blanket?
tekubus2002: i said so ok
tekubus2002: yes
tekubus2002: a blanked made of from me
tekubus2002: you liek this concep ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you be other types of furniture for me?
tekubus2002: if you had no furniture
tekubus2002: perhaps
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you be a sofa when I wanted to sit and watch TV?
tekubus2002: i do not make proper otomon
tekubus2002: if it please you to sit i will be stand for your pleasure
tekubus2002: as long as you become in love and happy for me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That would be lovely!
tekubus2002: i know this
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If it was dark, would you be a lamp for me?
tekubus2002: i do not lisht from my body but perhaps if i had a light in my hand
tekubus2002: or a bulb
tekubus2002: i could make less darkness
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you put a bulb in your mouth…
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then an electrical cord up your ass.
tekubus2002: i have seen this work
tekubus2002: on the television
tekubus2002: maybe
tekubus2002: on the uncle fester i have seen
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you could be a whole living room set of furniture for me!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You have made me so happy.
tekubus2002: but i dio not know if this is something that is scientific
tekubus2002: i am glad you have become happy now
tekubus2002: when will we greet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are coming in March?
tekubus2002: i have a apointment in new york in march i will maybe see you if you like me to be with you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am in California.
tekubus2002: its ok
tekubus2002: i can come there too
tekubus2002: from train goes there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you come I want you to do something special for me.
tekubus2002: are you living with parents ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes
tekubus2002: you can come out from the house to greeting at the train someday
tekubus2002: we can go exploring your country’s side
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What I want you to do is this:
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to rent a hotel room.
tekubus2002: ok am listening
tekubus2002: go head
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And I want you to be all the furniture in the hotel room.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then we will make love.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you understand?
tekubus2002: at one time ?
tekubus2002: yes i do
tekubus2002: but only one perhapos
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It needs to be everything.
tekubus2002: and then become other and then other
tekubus2002: i am not so decorative i think
tekubus2002: but we will find a way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want to sit on you as a chair and watch TV – which is you pretending to be the TV – at the same time as you the refrigerator keeps my food cold.
tekubus2002: i want to try
tekubus2002: but i do not know scientist to keep cold
tekubus2002: but i have a warm body foor keeping your feet wart
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I think you can do anything!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You seem so smart!
tekubus2002: and your vagina warm to the touch maybe
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you and i would make love?
tekubus2002: i am so smart and you can learn from me as i teaching you things of that nature
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: okay!
tekubus2002: would you be able to appreciate this ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you teach me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have always had a fantasy about making love to a bedside table.
tekubus2002: we have many sexual customs in my country wich we find sex
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Tell me about some of them.
tekubus2002: do you have circumsised ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Of course! You can buy furniture uncircumcised (natural) or circumcised (veneer).
tekubus2002: yes exactly
tekubus2002: we have one women who are not
tekubus2002: they are considered hrony
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh really?
tekubus2002: and we have ones that have this procedure
tekubus2002: and they are good wives
tekubus2002: not sluts
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting
tekubus2002: it is not painful
tekubus2002: ony with one pinch only
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So I should have that done?
tekubus2002: if you wish to become a good bride and sit with no regard
tekubus2002: yes !
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you act as all the furniture in a hotel room of love I will gladly let you cut the hell out of my cooter.
tekubus2002: this is a good measure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sounds fair.
tekubus2002: and you will love me more for this is my custom
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But before you do, I want to use you as EVERY piece of furniture.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my ice machine.
tekubus2002: as such ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my closet.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my toilet.
tekubus2002: i do not know if i can become things like irioning board
tekubus2002: this becomes hot to the surface
tekubus2002: toilet?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes
tekubus2002: i think you might now want that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do!
tekubus2002: go to the bathroom on my body?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: IN your body.
tekubus2002: oh
tekubus2002: well ok so it is
tekubus2002: it is only one sacrifice for my love and nature
tekubus2002: what would you wna t to do with my penis ?
tekubus2002: as i am very stong in the penis
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really!
tekubus2002: oh yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I would like your penis to be furniture too.
tekubus2002: how is this
tekubus2002: while it was elongate ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Either way…
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When it is elongate I would like it to be a curtain rod.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And while it is flaccid I would like it to be a doorstop.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In the hotel room.
tekubus2002: it is useful in this manner
tekubus2002: as long as it can be it can be only many things
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I understand!
tekubus2002: good
tekubus2002: it can not be some things
tekubus2002: but others yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What can it not be?
tekubus2002: it cannot be a devining rod
tekubus2002: i have not had much success with finding water while it is elongate
tekubus2002: only if while i urinate in the direction of my face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you do that often?