May

2006

33: Join The Hive

What’s that scraping sound underneath the floorboards? Why, it’s little Amber, trying to recruit fresh meat into her rapidly expanding subterranean hive-mind. Wouldn’t you know it, she was successful.

saiyanz01: so what you plan to do this summer?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Burrow underground and join the hive permanently.
saiyanz01: for real?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes.
saiyanz01: cool
saiyanz01: anything else?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The hive does not leave much time for other activities.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe I’ll seeStar Wars.
saiyanz01: cool
saiyanz01: by the way what you look like?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Check my profile.
saiyanz01: oh cool i’ll check
saiyanz01: beautiful
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you so much.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In that picture you can’t see my hive sac.
saiyanz01: you very welcome
saiyanz01: what is sac mean?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is a large flexible container of fluid that connects to my spine.
saiyanz01: cool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, it is very cool.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am going to be born into a new world.
saiyanz01: nice
saiyanz01: do you swim?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Underground we will all be equal in the eyes of the hive.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I am aqueous.
saiyanz01: cool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a better tunneler though.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My mandibles are sprouting.
saiyanz01: very impressive
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Our hive has 18 members.
saiyanz01: wow
saiyanz01: that a lot of people
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We are growing every day. Our tunnels reach halfway across town!
saiyanz01: wowww
saiyanz01: so you have b/f?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: All of us in the hive are linked.
saiyanz01: oh
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Eggs are laid and the men squat and fertilize them willy-nilly.
saiyanz01: interesting
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Our sex lives are fantastic.
saiyanz01: you mean like having sex?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, but in a hive situation.
saiyanz01: cool
saiyanz01: so how many sex do you have?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Our mandibles clash against our chitinous exoskeletons.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you think i’m sexy?
saiyanz01: yep
saiyanz01: very sexy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you!
saiyanz01: you welcome
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you intersted in the workings of a hive?
saiyanz01: depend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What if it was a SEXY hive?
saiyanz01: depends as well
saiyanz01: of i’ll work there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What if it was my hive?
saiyanz01: i’ll will be the first one there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We already have 18 members.
saiyanz01: aw man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But soon all life on earth will be subsumed into the hive.
saiyanz01: ok
saiyanz01: you are so sexy even i want to know your personal thing
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you like to know?
saiyanz01: your boob, vagina ect.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My boobs are emitting the sweet honey for the grubs.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My vagina produces eggs at the rate of forty per lunar cycle.
saiyanz01: ok you confuse me now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Being in the hive changes you.
saiyanz01: yeah
saiyanz01: you descride like a bee
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In a way!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Except we are burrowing under-earth creatures.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We excrete a pheromone that makes us sexually irrestistable.
saiyanz01: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you like me?
saiyanz01: yep
saiyanz01: like even i want to see you naked
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want to have cyber sex?
saiyanz01: yep
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wonderful! You have made me so sexually aroused today!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will ovulate an egg soon!
saiyanz01: nice
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Make me feel pretty and sexy.
saiyanz01: well i want to cum your sexy vagina and boob
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So nice!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My mandibles are chittering frantically!
saiyanz01: i will stick my dick into your pussy
saiyanz01: and stick it hard
saiyanz01: so you would scream
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My pussy is lined with fearsome barbs.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you caress my six legs?
saiyanz01: nope
saiyanz01: i want to make you hard until you scream
saiyanz01: suck all your breast milk
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Make me hard? My exoskeleton is already quite hard.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And my breast milk would be very sour to your taste.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But you are making me horny nonetheless.
saiyanz01: i will stick my dick in to your cutie butt hole
saiyanz01: and stick it deeper
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am flailing my limbs around like crazy, smashing the crockery!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you come down into the tunnels beneath San Deigo with me?
saiyanz01: i grab your boob and press it hard
saiyanz01: i can’t go to san deigo
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Soon we will dig tunnels to your city!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you agree that fleshy meatsack humans are disgusting?
saiyanz01: ok
saiyanz01: so you have naked pic?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you like to be swallowed by the queen and remade in our image, as a functioning drone-mind?
saiyanz01: sure
saiyanz01: or anyother picture of you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you sure?
saiyanz01: of course
saiyanz01: but im tired
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don’t be tired!
saiyanz01: too much sex today
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But in the hive you will never be tired, our blood is like Fanta.
saiyanz01: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We are tireless insects, working to expand the hive. Where do you live?
saiyanz01: mesa
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Arizona?
saiyanz01: yep
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That is not far.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Our best diggers can travel six miles a day.
saiyanz01: cool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We can dig to mesa some time this autumn.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And you can be initiated into the hive.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you like that?
saiyanz01: cool
saiyanz01: yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
saiyanz01: yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would give up all free will and join my hive?
saiyanz01: i dont know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you like to know what joining the hive entails?
saiyanz01: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: First you would be brought into the presence of the queen.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is as big as a minivan! Her pupates swarm across her like chinese people on a bag of rice.
saiyanz01: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you understand? i need to make sure you understand.
saiyanz01: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And the queen will distend her suckling teat and you will be expected to drink deep from her bile sacs.
saiyanz01: oh
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: it will be the best experience of your life.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You will have a million orgasms.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: i will be there with you!
saiyanz01: cool
saiyanz01: hey i gtg
saiyanz01: bye