31: Delicious Face Style

Amber took a hit to the face during soccer practice and was out of action for awhile, but after she got out of the hospital she resumed cybersexing with renewed aplomb. This poor pedophile really didn’t know what to make of her new visage.

amazingly69: so, what have you been doing?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was in an accident recently
amazingly69: oh no
amazingly69: what kind of accident?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was playing soccer and somebody kicked the ball right into my face
amazingly69: oh no
amazingly69: that woud hurt a lot
amazingly69: i like soccer
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, we play with special balls designed to toughen us up
amazingly69: did you have to go the the hospital?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It fractured the maxillofacial bones of my skull
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: People are calling me the “Elephant Girl”
amazingly69: you’re tough
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I just want to cry and cry all the time
amazingly69: oh yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My face is such a wreck
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I can never kiss a boy looking like this!
amazingly69: why not?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Because the entire front of my face is caved in!
amazingly69: no way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, the ball was shot out of a cannon and my father held me up in its path so I could learn how to block shots with my head
amazingly69: i saw your pic in the profile, you were really cute
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I hope that one day plastic surgery can give me a fake face
amazingly69: was it that serious?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, my entire nose cartilage was destroyed
amazingly69: how could a ball hurt you?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My face is essentially a crater around my mouth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The balls are specially reinforced kevlar filled with rocks
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: They are made to toughen us up
amazingly69: i can’t see your pic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I used to be a pretty 14 year old girl!
amazingly69: how old are you now?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: 16
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I am no longer pretty
amazingly69: don’t you have your recent pic?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: and no boy will ever kiss me.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not since the accident, only x-rays.
amazingly69: who cares about boys
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do! I want to be kissed!
amazingly69: i’m sorry honey
amazingly69: but, you will be kissed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really? But my face looks like a flesh barnacle!
amazingly69: doesn’t matter
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How could any boy want to stick his tongue into my ragged, gaping maw?
amazingly69: let me see
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I can’t scan the X-rays, it won’t work
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My whole face is dented inward and my mouth is a big black abscess in the center
amazingly69: have you not taken a pic?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Some of my beautiful blonde hair is still there though!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I will never be pretty again
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will never know what love and sex are like
amazingly69: you can have surgery
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There is not much surgery can do right now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The best they could give me is a whole new plastic face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want a boy to touch my REAL face, even if it is just a crater
amazingly69: i wanna see you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you came down to San Diego you would run away from me screaming like everybody else does
amazingly69: no, i won’t run away from you
amazingly69: i’ll be in san diego in summer
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you sure? I am terrifying looking. The center of my face is a black abyss from which no light or hope can escape
amazingly69: yes, i am
amazingly69: i don’t care how you look
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
amazingly69: yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you do with me if you met me?
amazingly69: whatever you like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, you have to be strong with me because I have never been with a boy before
amazingly69: if you wanna go for dinner, i’ll take you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I cannot eat normal food
amazingly69: wht kind do you have to eat?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like baby food because my teeth are all wrecked
amazingly69: oh, then, what would you like to do, wanna go out? anything?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want to kiss a boy but it would be so gross for the boy!
amazingly69: have you kissed a boy?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not before or after my accident
amazingly69: i mean, in your life
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No
amazingly69: do you really want to?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! I want to soooo bad but it can never happen!
amazingly69: well, if you really want it, you can try it on me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you really?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Even though you can fit a whole grapefruit in the hole that was my mouth?
amazingly69: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Aren’t you afraid of me?
amazingly69: no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Even though you could get cut up real bad by my snaggly teeth?
amazingly69: no 🙂
amazingly69: it’s not that bad
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes it is
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My face looks like it’s collapsing inward on itself like a celestial singularity
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I could never give a man oral pleasure
amazingly69: i think you can
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But how? It is all so messed up in there that if a man stuck his weiner in my mouth it could penetrate clear into my brain
amazingly69: no, into your throat, that’s fine
amazingly69: honey, just let me see your picture, please, or i can’t believe it
amazingly69: it can’t be that bad
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not my throat, the barrier between my digestive, respiratory and nervous systems is all shattered
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I breathe applesauce, eat feelings and throw up carbon dioxide
amazingly69: 🙂
amazingly69: come on
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is so funny to you?
amazingly69: that’s too much
amazingly69: i can’t believe it, unless i saw it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well I’m sorry! You are calling me a liar and all I wanted to do was meet a nice guy
amazingly69: i’m not calling you that
amazingly69: well, i’m sorry
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You made me cry.
amazingly69: i’m not saying that you are a liar
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The tears are coursing down my ruined face and into the omnivorous black hole that is the center
amazingly69: i’m sorry
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am choking on my own tears.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: They are seeping into my fragile, exposed brain.
amazingly69: oh no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why did you have to be so mean to a poor hurt girl?
amazingly69: i’m not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are!
amazingly69: i’m not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You called me a liar and a thief!
amazingly69: i didn’t
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I’m sorry
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I can’t type too much more
amazingly69: why?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The inside of my skull cavity mouth gash is getting too wet with tears
amazingly69: oh no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My brain is getting soaked with salt water
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Now I will never get to kiss you!
amazingly69: yes you will
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No I won’t, because you hate me! You think I am a gross collapsed-face bitch!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have to ring the nurse
amazingly69: i don’t hate you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have to ring the nurse so she can vacuum the tears out of my face.
amazingly69: ok, i think you should
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I can’t stop crying, you hurt me so much
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: This was like another accident
amazingly69: oh no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It’s like you kicked a soccer ball made of your words into the face of my heart.
amazingly69: oh, don’t do that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don’t do what? You are the one who is calling me a liar
amazingly69: you’re hurting my feeling
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why am I so terrible? Why does God hate me so much?
amazingly69: we think we’re hurting each other because we love each other so much
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The nurse is coming, I have to go.
amazingly69: ok
amazingly69: talk to you later
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: OK
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please be nicer to me next time.