August

2004

29: Intestinalingus

Amber’s terrible medical history acted up again with this log with a needy lesbian who just wanted to show her a good time but was stymied by her unique medical deformities and unusual requests for intestinalingus, a sex practice that I just made up.

nikkigurl182001: hi
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hello lesbian!
nikkigurl182001: im bi
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Cuntlapping, dicksucking, it’s all the same to you?
nikkigurl182001: thats true
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What about analingus?
nikkigurl182001: for sure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What about intestinalingus?
nikkigurl182001: now ur getting silly
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Some girls are very turned on by it!
nikkigurl182001: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah!
nikkigurl182001: but r u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have crohn’s disease
nikkigurl182001: i want to know what turns u on
nikkigurl182001: what the hell is that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Crohn’s disease is an ulcerative colitis condition that requires the removal of the lower intestine and the installation of a colostomy bag
nikkigurl182001: r u drinking?
nikkigurl182001: whoa
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I am only 14!
nikkigurl182001: r u a doctor
nikkigurl182001: do u drink
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I just learned a lot about the disease when I got it, so I could understand what was happening to me
nikkigurl182001: wow
nikkigurl182001: i m sorry
nikkigurl182001: u ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am pretty much OK, it doesn’t affect my life very much, but I have a stoma in my stomach and a colostomy bag.
nikkigurl182001: wow
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It’s OK.
nikkigurl182001: u r hella pretty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you so much!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So, we talked about what makes me horny…
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I mentioned intestinalingus…
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Nikki?
nikkigurl182001: hi
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did you go?
nikkigurl182001: sorry i got the big dicon
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The what? The big dick on?
nikkigurl182001: sorry
nikkigurl182001: disconnect
nikkigurl182001: u r funny
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What’s so funny about a painful intestinal disease?
nikkigurl182001: im sorry but i meant bout the discon
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, yeah, I made a joke.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So did you hear what I said about intestinalingus?
nikkigurl182001: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you do it with me if you were here? I am so horny right now.
nikkigurl182001: sorry to hear that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why are you sorry?
nikkigurl182001: hell yea i would
nikkigurl182001: well i dont know what to say
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, just say what you feel!
nikkigurl182001: its just that u seem so negative
nikkigurl182001: but i d like u no matter what
nikkigurl182001: cause u r who u r
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I’m not negative! I am looking for love in all the wrong places.
nikkigurl182001: thats a posabilty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, it is. Ever since my operation the only thing that gets me excited is some cute boy or girl licking inside my stoma.
nikkigurl182001: as far as what u asked bout doing it with u is sure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really? Can we cyber it for a little while? My dad is not home and I am so horny.
nikkigurl182001: theres nothing wrong with ur pussy right
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, but there is no sensation in it.
nikkigurl182001: how bout ur tits
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The left one has about 10% feeling, the right one is totally numb.
nikkigurl182001: what do u do for sex
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My last boyfriend was really good at intestinalingus. He would shove his tongue up into my stomach-hole and I’d come a pint glass.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Nikki?
nikkigurl182001: sorry
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you leave me when I get horny?
nikkigurl182001: this fucking puter keeps shutting me out
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh.
nikkigurl182001: so do u like finger ur pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I can’t really feel it too much.
nikkigurl182001: so what do u do
nikkigurl182001: i mean like does ur pussy get wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Mostly my real erogenous zone is my colostomy area, but yes, my pussy does get wet when I’m aroused.
nikkigurl182001: who changes ur bag
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do.
nikkigurl182001: sorry im bieng hella nosey
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, it’s OK. I like to talk about it before we cyber.
nikkigurl182001: does ur dad ever help u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, he is kind of grossed out by the whole thing.
nikkigurl182001: that sucks
nikkigurl182001: he should help u out
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why? I don’t want his nasty figners poking around in there. It’s like a second pussy to me.
nikkigurl182001: oic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah
nikkigurl182001: well its not much
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What’s not much?
nikkigurl182001: but i havent had all that well
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Had what all that well?
nikkigurl182001: i was raped when i was 9
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you afraid of sex now?
nikkigurl182001: fuck no
nikkigurl182001: i luv sex
nikkigurl182001: the guy had me for 3 days
nikkigurl182001: before the cops found us
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really!
nikkigurl182001: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Did he suck on your intestines? Because that’s my real area of interest here.
nikkigurl182001: well no cause how could he
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He could cut you open with a small incision, surgically create a small stoma in your intestinal wall and then sew you up when he was done.
nikkigurl182001: sorry maybe im not the right girl for u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? You seem really nice and sexy. What don’t you like?
nikkigurl182001: i dont know all this cutting up n stuff
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, you don’t have to cut me at all! I am already open!
nikkigurl182001: the guy that took me all he wanted was to screw me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: All I want is for you to screw me too, but in the way that I like!
nikkigurl182001: ok
nikkigurl182001: u gotta bear with me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will! I like you so much!
nikkigurl182001: cause i ve never done it u r way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I know you would be so good at it! You could stuff your whole arm up in this hole in my stomach and rub my tits from the inside!
nikkigurl182001: get outta here
nikkigurl182001: for reals
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: For reals. I am so horny.
nikkigurl182001: wouldnt u bleed to death
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, it is all self-contained, like a big stretchy plastic bag.
nikkigurl182001: so can i feel ur pussy from the inside too
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, if you are flexible enough!
nikkigurl182001: what u mean
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is kind of a weird angle to reach down that way – it’s easier to reach up inside my ribcage then down into my groin.