January

2002

26: The Candy Man

One of the side benefits of being a boy pretending to be a girl is that you can usually tell when a similar faker steps up to the plate. Picture out of a porn mag? Interested in bisexuality? Very limited understanding of how the female body actually works? I pulled out the old irony quotes for this but it really didn’t ever seem to sink in for this wanna-be lesbian.

candybi2000: hello
candybi2000: how are you?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Good and horny!
candybi2000: mmmm really
candybi2000: you are very attractive
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh yes. My “vagina” is really wet.
candybi2000: you have any other pics of you.. you are making mine
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I don’t have any more pics of “me.”
candybi2000: ok you like one of me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sure, I’d “love” to see what you look like!
candybi2000: so what do you all like??
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh I “love” to get “dirty” with another “woman” and watch her lick my “pussy” and squeeze my “tits.”
candybi2000: mmm yummy i would love to do that for you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you like to do that for “me,” “Amber”?
candybi2000: yes yummy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: “Great!”
candybi2000: love to lick your asshole and pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My asshole and “pussy”?
candybi2000: as you watch me
candybi2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am totally a “girl.”
candybi2000: are you???
candybi2000: yummy
candybi2000: i hope so
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: “yes.”
candybi2000: lick your sexxy thighs
candybi2000: and nipples
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My thighs?
candybi2000: oh yes
candybi2000: your whole body
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you like my “girlish” figure?
candybi2000: well i cant see but i am sure i would love it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Look at “my” picture in my profile!
candybi2000: yes i am
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you see “me”?
candybi2000: yes but see just your face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You only see “my” face?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Nice picture of “you,” by the way.
candybi2000: well you are curled up hard to see your body sweety
candybi2000: thank you
candybi2000: you are very pretty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, it is hard to see “my” body, the body of “Amber,” the “14 year old girl” that you are talking to.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hello?
candybi2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How is your horniness coming along?
candybi2000: very wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your “pussy”?
candybi2000: yes what else would be???
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don’t know, how about your penis?