June

2001

24: Travis The Fag

Teenage homosexuality is a difficult time, and I understand how difficult it is for a young man to accept his identity, but Travis here really blew my mind. Of course, Amber had never talked to him before, but he didn’t seem to know that so he and Amber had a very charged discussion about sexual politics. I made sure to be very nice to him and compliment him as much as possible while continuing to cast aspersions on his sex drive.

yungfudrummer: hey, what’s up?
yungfudrummer: my name is Travis
yungfudrummer: we talked a while ago on here I think
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Travis Fag?
yungfudrummer: what?
yungfudrummer: who’s that?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You, right?
yungfudrummer: Travis Smith
yungfudrummer: http://i2.yimg.com/2/aac1d907/g/mvc-008s.jpg
yungfudrummer: that’s my pic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, Travis the fag! I remember you!
yungfudrummer: travis the fag…
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah!
yungfudrummer: are you always a bitch? or how does that term “fag” end up getting in the same sentence as my name?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We talked before!
yungfudrummer: ok…
yungfudrummer: and, how does term fag end up in the same sentence as my name?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Last time we talked about your struggles with your homosexual identity, I tried to help you come to terms with who you are, it was really nice. You are a really sweet guy!
yungfudrummer: lol, problems w/ my sexuality…
yungfudrummer: I’ve always been straight… you must be mistaking me for someone else
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, you were so confused but we talked through it
yungfudrummer: are you lesbian or something?
yungfudrummer: cuz’ I’m straight
yungfudrummer: never even thought about a guy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don’t try to deny it again, you did this last time.
yungfudrummer: would you like me to leave you alone
yungfudrummer: cuz’ it’d be better if you just said so
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I really like you! I have tons of gay friends.
yungfudrummer: lol, I’ll have like 20 girls tell you that I’m not gay and I’m sure you’ll still stay w/ your little story
yungfudrummer: I’ll let you alone now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, don’t!
yungfudrummer: don’t what
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don’t leave – I value your friendship
yungfudrummer: lol
yungfudrummer: you don’t even know me I’m sure… I thought we had talked on here before, because you name was on my buddy list, so I’ll just go now and block you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why? Are you regressing?
yungfudrummer: why do you think I’m gay
yungfudrummer: ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We already had this conversation!
yungfudrummer: when?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: About three weeks ago.
yungfudrummer: I haven’t even been on Yahoo in the past 3 weeks
yungfudrummer: I probably didn’t even have Yahoo IM on my computer 3 weeks ago because I deleted it to save memory on my computer
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, i know what you said!
yungfudrummer: it sure as hell wasn’t me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: yungfudrummer: Whenever I see a boy’s ass my cock gets hard and I don’t know what’s wrong with me!
yungfudrummer: ha, easy to type something like that up
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Huh?
yungfudrummer: a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I love to eat out girls… it’s like my favorite hobby, do you just like lesbian chicks because you know they do stuff w/ other girls, or do you like the way they think in general?
yungfudrummer: exactly
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, that’s what I said last time we talked!
yungfudrummer: ok, bye…
yungfudrummer: I respect your knowledge… it’s a good way of getting rid of people you don’t want to talk to
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Huh? I want nothing more than to talk to you!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Travis, don’t ignore me like this. You’re only hurting yourself.
yungfudrummer: you act like my fucking gf when she wasn’t horny, it’s not cool…
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? I am very horny right now! I really wish you were interested in girls, because you are very cute.
yungfudrummer: yeah, I wouldn’t mind having sex w/ a 15 yo again
yungfudrummer: that’d be nice
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: A 15 year old boy, though, right?
yungfudrummer: no, 15 yo girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: They look sort of like boys still at that age, you might be able to enjoy it.
yungfudrummer: ha
yungfudrummer: not really
yungfudrummer: most girls have tits and long hair by that age
yungfudrummer: and female has a cunt
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not if they cut their hair short and cut off their tits!
yungfudrummer: I’m sure it’s rather hard for a 15 year old girl to get a breast reduction if they don’t have any physical problems because of “oversized” breasts
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I mean with a steak knife or something.
yungfudrummer: that’s just sick
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, what if they really liked you and wanted to be as much like a boy as possible so you could get it up for them?
yungfudrummer: I can get it up just fine for an average looking 18 year old girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, but you don’t enjoy it, do you? You’re still living a lie.
yungfudrummer: no
yungfudrummer: that’s not true
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please don’t lie to me, Travis. You only hurt yourself with this.
yungfudrummer: um…
yungfudrummer: yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am glad you are finally getting honest with me.
yungfudrummer: anytime
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That’s good. So have you met any nice boys since we talked last?
yungfudrummer: boys?
yungfudrummer: have you met any nice girls?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sure, I met this hot Mexican girl and we lapped clam all night. You?
yungfudrummer: lapped clam?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, sure!
yungfudrummer: and that is?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Put my mouth on a vagina. Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t know so much about girls, they gross you out. I’m sorry, Travis, I forgot. You are so sweet sometimes.
yungfudrummer: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So how is your love life?
yungfudrummer: w/ girls?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am just going to replace every time you type “girls” with “boys.”
yungfudrummer: y?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Because you are still in denial.
yungfudrummer: and what do I say to use the term of a female sort?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why would you have females in your love life?
yungfudrummer: I just want to know what word I use to refer to them?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Whores?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Is that good?
yungfudrummer: I don’t care
yungfudrummer: this is a useless convorsations
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Good, I’m glad you’re finally admitting you don’t care about women.