I never got sick until I moved to New York. When I lived in Seattle I was fit as a racehorse, but since relocating to this disease-ridden metropolis I've taken ill two or three times a year. Needless to say, I don't like it very much. I'm sweating and delusional and coughing up lungers and it's just no good. Have you ever been so sick that your head's really, really hot but your body seems to be really, really cold, so you're shivering and wiping sweat off of your forehead at the same time? It stinks, let me tell you. So I'm all vomity and crazy and will probably be so for the rest of the week. Merry Christmas!