"The Breakfast Club" has been showing on free TV a lot lately, and since I like to have the TV on when I draw, I've probably watched it six or seven times in the last couple of months. As an unfortunate result of this, I've developed a crush on Ally Sheedy's chin. Well, okay, the rest of her, too. Or, more specifically, her chin and the rest of her in 1985. Did you know John Hughes is making some sort of Breakfast Club remake? Fuck him. Anyways. Sheedy's character in the film, Allison Reynolds, is the total proto-goth hottie (until the disastrous, but well-intentioned Molly Ringwald makeover at the end - sheesh! And fucking EMILIO ESTEVEZ? I think not!) - cranky, irritable, and totally fucked up. Sheedy's starring as a female impersonator in the musical "Hedwig and the Angry Inch." She's in NYC. If I got tickets I could go see the chin whenever I wanted to. But, sadly, the chin hasn't held up well over the ages; it looked positively skeletal and unappealing in "High Art." No, I want the chin of 1985, the Captain Crunch and Pixy Stix lunch, the dandruff on the drawing. I guess I'll just check the TV listings.