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Don't
bother
If
you're reading this, I'm probably not interested in you. Not
to be mean, or anything, but really. You're probably not interested
in me either. #1431
Mencken
Seeks Parker
Drunken,
bilious old man with unpleasant opinions seeks acerbic woman
to have nothing to do with me. #5830
Enjoy Modern Tragedy
Occasionally
drunken, collapsing, full of ghosts. 21, confused, insomniac.
Seeks temporary solace, relief from own company. Insecure hermits
encouraged. I am no longer insane. #8825
Stupid, lonely, ugly.
#7114
