Things
To Avoid Saying
While Having Dinner With
People You Went To High School With
And Their Girlfriends/Fiancees
Tested by ASHL staff, 1.20.2000
"Well,
if it isn't a little reunion of the class of Homo High."
"You're
awfully fat for a model."
"You
lost another job?"
"He
cheated on you how many times?"
"You
maxed out how many credit cards?"
"No,
you can definitely hold another drink."
"I'm
not paying."